LasagnaFi connects your accounts, looks at everything at once, and hands you a ranked list of the best next moves — with the exact math behind each one.
✓ Free to start · open source · read-only connections
The single most important thing to do with your money next — not a wall of charts.
Every recommendation shows the exact dollars behind it. No black box.
A clear priority stack, 12 levels deep, from your oh-shit fund to retirement.
Answers grounded in your real accounts. The AI never sees your name or bank.
Most finance apps hand you graphs to interpret. LasagnaFi tells you what to do next — and shows the math behind it. Here's what actually shows up on your screen.
LasagnaFi reads every account together and sorts the whole to-do list by dollars. You open the app to a short, ordered plan — not a dashboard to decode.
It's at 23.9% APR, costing $124/mo. Nothing you can invest in beats a guaranteed 23.9% return.
2 dependents, $0 coverage. If something happens, they're exposed. ~$42/mo fixes it.
Tax-free growth, and you can't add to your 2025 Roth after April 15.
Type the question you'd ask a financial planner. LasagnaFi pulls your real figures, runs the comparison, and gives you a straight answer you can check.
10,000 simulated futures, backtested against every market period since 1928. You get one readiness number and the single change that moves it most.
Twelve levels, oh-shit fund to estate planning. LasagnaFi places you on the stack from your live balances and tells you which level you're on — and why the ones above stay locked until you clear it.
The whole planning engine is free. Pro is for when you want more accounts, instant syncs, and the sharpest models working on your money.
Everything you need to find your next move.
For bigger balance sheets and on-demand answers.
Why upgrade? A single tax or debt move LasagnaFi surfaces usually covers a year of Pro — many times over.
Before any question reaches ChatGPT or Claude, your identity is stripped and tokenized. The model reasons over balances and ratios — never your name, bank, or account numbers. Connections are read-only.
The core and the scrub layer are open source. Host it yourself if you'd rather keep everything on your own server.
Connect your accounts and see your next move in about five minutes. Free to start, open source.